Comments on Life, the Universe & Everything.: Creationist Caught Speeding

"Evolutionist: No, there was a storm last night an...

2008-06-26T16:06:00.000Z

"Evolutionist: No, there was a storm last night and this morning I found this car so it must mean that the storm, through a series of convenient accidents, manufactured this Ford Mustang."

Lol

Yeah, that's really how evolutionists talk (sarcasm).

I think someone hasn't read "The Blind Watchmaker", and is still conflating evolution in its entirety with "random chance".

Of course, the difference between a Ford Mustang and a human is that the latter has heredity. A Mustang has no other way to come about than through a cosmic fluke (all the parts happening to assemble themselves together) or - much more reasonably - through the actions of an intelligent agent. Humans, on the other hand, have heredity, which means that changes can accrue over many generations. It's cumulative, not all or nothing. Natural selection is inherently non-random. Mutations and other processes at the genetic level are random, but the changes that get preserved get preserved not for the fuck of it, but because of the consequences of the change. It's in that important, utterly vital sense that natural selection is non-random.

"You're going to hell for giving a ticket to one o...

2008-05-15T21:25:00.000Z

"You're going to hell for giving a ticket to one of God's own children."

Lol

This is exactly how Christians talk! (sarcasm) Somebody doesn't have any Christian friends.

Cop: Sir, you were travelling at 30 mph over the l...

2008-05-09T18:56:00.000Z

Cop: Sir, you were travelling at 30 mph over the limit.

Creationist: The speed limit is a manmade law, and therefore I don't need to follow it.

Cop: Then I'm giving you a ticket.

Creationist: You're going to hell for giving a ticket to one of God's own children.

Cop: You're going to jail for threatening a police officer.

Creationist (in back of squad car): Everything's okay, God will send an angel of the Lord and bust me out of jail.

Cop: Hahaha! You're crazier than those hallucinating dopers I picked up this morning, by the way, have some schnozberries.

Are we appealing to common sense...yay! Can I play...

2008-05-09T12:25:00.000Z

Are we appealing to common sense...yay! Can I play, can I play?

Evolutionist: Yes, officer, how can I help you?

Cop: Sir, get out of the car and put your hands behind your back.

Evolutionist: Why?

Cop: This car is reported stolen.

Evolutionist: Its not stolen, its mine I found it in the neighbor's driveway!

Cop: That means it belongs to your neighbor.
Evolutionist: No, there was a storm last night and this morning I found this car so it must mean that the storm, through a series of convenient accidents, manufactured this Ford Mustang.

Cop: Sir, that is ridiculous.

Evolutionist: Why? Do you see any kind of car manufacturing plant around here?

Cop: No, but there is one in Detroit.

Evolutionist: But have you personally seen it?

Cop: No.

Evolutionist: Have you been inside of a manufacturing plant?

Cop: No.

Evolutionist: Then it doesn't exist and I have established several theories on how the frame, engine, wheels, glass, and full tank of gas came to together to form this car.

//"Sir, you were travelling at 30 mph over the lim...

2008-05-09T06:08:00.000Z

//"Sir, you were travelling at 30 mph over the limit."//

Creationist: You use your speedometer to calibrate your speed gun and your speed gun to calibrate your speedometer....there's no way you're anywhere near accurate.

Cop: No, I don't do any such thing.

Creationist: Besides, nobody has ever gone over 10 miles per hour before, because that is the maximum speed limit of the universe.

Cop: No, the maximum speed limit of the universe is actually 186,000 miles per second.

Creationist: It says in the Bible that Jesus rode on a donkey into Jeruselam.

Cop: Okay, you've had 1 too many Bible studies in your life, I'm taking you down to the precinct for being an incompetent fool.