Mission Improbable

If you're in a car crash you better hope Tom Cruise (or a fellow cultist) is passing because they are the "only ones who can really help" (there's a bug in the video which stops abruptly just as Tom is starting to laugh maniacally).

I presume Tom's engrams are playing havoc with him during the making of this video. His mind is looking pretty reactive to me. I think someone needs to remove his plutonium rods before it's too late, or his state of "clear" might end up permanent.