I love it. They're not even pretending God made this shit up, now. They've added 7 new sins, folks.
Apparently, paedophilia is now a sin. How does this work, then? Is there 700 year testing period?
"Hey there, Father Dave, how have you been keeping?"
"Fine fine. Been testing the paedophilia on one of the boys at Sunday school."
"Just one?"
"Er... three, actually. Hehe - I always get one and three mixed up!"
"I know what you mean! So - are you finding it particularly sinful, this paedophilia?"
"Mmm, not certain, to be perfectly honest. I think there's more research needed. A lot more..."
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"I think the major point is that priests who are hearing confessions are not sufficiently attuned to some of the real evils in our world," [Father Gerald O'Collins] told the BBC News website.
God is officially past his Sell-By date.
Monday, March 10, 2008
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i just love how the catholic church can - without a hint of irony - rail against "accumulating excessive wealth".
The land holdings alone of Ben and his minions could probably be used to counter all the religicos have done to "inflict poverty"
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