Once upon a time, it was thought the days of God Belief were numbered. However, in recent years it has made something of a comeback...
Despite many pro brain-users' opinion that God Belief is virtually obsolete, retro-chic trend-setters have started a fad for antiquated belief systems and so an increasing amount of users today are chosing to run it alongside their usual existentialist or pragmatist programs.
Most brains are now shipped without any kind of God Belief pre-installed and so, if you want to run one, you will most likely have to install it yourself. In light of this, I have written this short guide to help overcome some of the trickier problems you may encounter. Hope you find it useful.
First of all, before we start, please remember - SWITCH OFF ALL INTERGRATED AND NON INTERGRATED LOGIC SYSTEMS!
The logic circuits of the brain act like a Firewall when it comes to installing God Belief. I know this is obvious to most people, but there are users out there still trying to install a God Belief with logic circuits running. You know who you are.
There are those who will tell you it is possible to install God Belief with logic circuits enabled, but I've yet to see this achieved in practice. Maybe using trimmed-down versions, like God Belief Express, it might be possible. Even then, I doubt it would run for long before you'd start to get the old "Error 666: God Belief 26.2 has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience" failure.
Once your brain's logic circuits are safely shut down, insert God Belief into your brain and follow the instructions provided. note: God Belief user guides are frequently long-winded, archaically-written and/or containing large passages of user-speak-gibberish. If confused, the manufacturer usually recommends repeated reading (ad infinitum).
Once your God Belief is installed, re-enable your logic circuits and re-boot. You may wonder why enabling your logic circuits doesn't now cause conflicts with God Belief. This is because once it's installed, logic circuits will start to use Backwards Logic. (I don't have time to explain Backwards Logic in this article, but you can find out more about it if you follow this link.)
One of the advantages of God Belief is that your brain will then be compatible with other brains using the same God Belief. Before you try connecting, though, make sure you both have the same version installed (otherwise things can get very messy!).
Good Luck in the Foreverafter!
S
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2 comments:
What a very cleaver post! U have a way with words and logic!!!
:)
Yes, I thought it was quite cleaver, myself.
Good to see you again.
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